dear indiana jones,
I was so excited to see you back in action on the big screen, fighting those dirty commies, that i went to last night's midnight screening. I got all giddy when I thought I saw you buying some popcorn before the show, but it turns it out was just some other dude with a whip. Easy mistake.
I came as a truly devoted fan, ready to say to you the thing that i don't say to just anyone ...
I have to say, though, that those were two of the most ridiculous hours of big screen time that i have ever seen (almost as ridiculous as that earring that you usually wear in real life. i sure am glad that they made you take that out for filming), interspersed with some true moments of awesome. Marion! The ants! The double-crossing! The sexy communists!
Unfortunately, I went right home and washed that other message off to make room for something new to stick on my eyelids today during work since I am way too tired to be here.
Shia. You are doing a lot to help sexy up the pervy mustache look. Thank you.